Perfect Quotes From Barbie Movie (2023)

• Since the beginning of time, since the first little girl ever existed, there have been dolls. But the dolls were always and forever baby dolls, until… -Narrator quotes from Barbie Movie
• Which can be fun… for a while, anyway. Ask your mother. -Narrator
• Barbie is all these women. And all these women are Barbie. -Narrator
• Humans only have one ending. Ideas live forever. -Ruth
• Thanks to Barbie, all problems of feminism have been solved. -Narrator

• We mothers stand still so our daughters can look back to see how far they have come. -Ruth
• She was discounted by Mattel because a pregnant doll was just too weird. -Narrator
• There are no multiples of Allan. He’s just Allan. – Narrator
• Yeah, I’m still confused about that. -Allan quotes from Barbie Movie
• It is the best day ever. So was yesterday, and so is tomorrow, and every day from now until forever. – Barbie

• Barbie has a great day every day, but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him. -Narrator
• Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize. -Ken
• You’re very brave, Ken. -Barbie
• Thank you, Barbie. You know surfing is not even my job. -Ken
• And it is not lifeguard. Which is a common misconception. -Ken quotes from Barbie Movie
• Yeah, because actually my job, it’s just Beach. -Ken

• I don’t have anything big planned. Just a giant blowout party with all the Barbies, and planned choreography, and a bespoke song. You should stop by. – Barbie
• Every night is girls night. -Barbie
• Do you guys ever think about dying? – Barbie
• I’m just dying to dance. -Barbie quotes from Barbie Movie
• Hurry up, the President is here. -Barbie

• I am. You’re welcome. -President Barbie quotes from Barbie Movie
• Well, looks like this beach was a little too much beach for you, Ken. -Ken 2
• If I wasn’t severely injured, I would beach you off right now, Ken. -Stereotypical Ken
• But you don’t even know how to beach yourself off. How are you going to beach both of us off? It doesn’t make sense. You can’t even beach yourself off! You’re going to beach both of us off?! -Ken
• Come on, Kens. Nobody’s going to beach anyone off. -Barbie
• You have to see Weird Barbie. -Skipper quotes from Barbie Movie
• I would never wear heels if my feet were shaped like this. -Barbie
• Some things have been happening that might be related. Cold shower. Falling off my roof. And my heels are on the ground. -Barbie
• You have to go to the real world. You can go back to your regular life, and forget any of this ever happened. Or you can know the truth about the universe. -Weird Barbie
• The first one. The high heel. -Barbie

• No. We’ll do a redo. You’re supposed to want to know. Okay? Do it again. The choice is now yours. -Weird Barbie
• I’d like to see what kind of nude blog he’s packing under those jeans. -Weird Barbie
• You’ve done it. You’ve opened a portal. -Weird Barbie
• That’s cellulite. -Weird Barbie
• Takes 2 to open a portal. -Weird Barbie quotes from Barbie Movie
• I’m not Adventure Barbie, I’m Sterotypical Barbie! -Barbie
• Don’t blame me, blame Mattel. I don’t care. -Weird Barbie
• What if there’s beach? You’ll need someone professional in that. -Ken
• Why are these men looking at me? -Babie
• Yeah, they’re also staring at me. -Ken
• Barbie in the real world. That’s impossible. -Gloria
• If this got out, this could mean extremely weird things for our world. This would be catastrophic! -Mattel CEO

• I do not have a vagina and he does not have a penis. We have no genitals. -Barbie
• It’s almost like reverse here. -Barbie quotes from Barbie Movie
• No. I won’t let you do just one appendectomy. -Doctor
• But I’m a man. -Ken
• But not a doctor. -Doctor
• Can I talk to a doctor? -Ken
• You are talking to a doctor. -Doctor
• And I need a clicky pen. -Ken quotes from Barbie Movie
• No. -Doctor
• Men rule the world! -Ken
• It’s a repeat of Skipper and Key West. -CEO
• No one rests until this doll is back in the box. -CEO
• I hope nobody sees us, we have a life-size Barbie in our car. How did this even happen? How are you here? You’re like an idea! – Sasha
• A great idea. -Barbie

• Why didn’t Barbie tell me about Patriarchy? -Ken
• You guys are not doing patriarchy very well. -Ken
• I’m trained to stand confidently here. -Ken
• Men look at me like I’m an object, girls hate me. -Barbie
• Get into the box and we’ll go back to Barbieland. – Mattel CEO quotes from Barbie Movie
• Ken isn’t something we’re worried about. Ever. -CEO
• I’m a man without power. Does that make me a woman? -Aaron
• The real world isn’t what I thought it was. -Barbie
• It never is. -Ruth
• Did any of those drawings have thoughts of death and cellulite? -Barbie

• Basically, everything that men do in your world, women do in ours. -Barbie
• Barbie is a doctor, and a lawyer, and so much more than that. -Barbie
• Where do the Kens stay? -Sasha
• I don’t know. -Barbie
• Are you shining with a real Barbie? -Sasha
• You’ve been making women feel bad about themselves since you were invented. -Sasha quotes from Barbie Movie
• Come into my weird house. Hi! I’m Weird Barbie. I can do the splits. I have a funky haircut. and I smell like basement. -Weird Barbie
• Oh, my G-d! I had a Weird Barbie! -Gloria
• Yeah, you did. -Weird Barbie
• Women hate women. And men hate women. It’s the only thing we all agree on. -Sasha
• Horses are just extensions of men. -Ken
• Ken’s Mojo Dojo Casa House. -Ken

• Buckle up, Babe. Barbieland is now Kenland. -Ken
• We failed them. -Barbie
• No, you failed me. -Ken
• Here I’m just a dude and you know what? That’s enough. -Ken
• It is not fun, is it? -Ken
• Every night is boys night. -Ken
• That’s life. That’s all change. -Gloria quotes from Barbie Movie
• That’s terrifying. -Barbie
• I’m Allan. Ken’s buddy. All his clothes fit me. -Allan
• Barbie gave up. Ken won. – Gloria
• Either you’re brainwashed or you’re weird. -Barbie
• She’s not dead. She’s just having an existential crisis. -Weird Barbie

• Note to filmmakers: Margot Robbie is the wrong person to cast if you want to make this point. -Narrator quotes from Barbie Movie
• It is literally impossible to be a woman. -Barbie
• H@ll yes, White Savior Barbie! -Sasha
• To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn’t about horses I lost interest. -Ken
• I just don’t know who I am without you. -Ken
• You’re Ken. -Barbie
• But it’s “Barbie and Ken”. There is no just “Ken”. -Ken
• Maybe its time to discover who Ken is. -Barbie quotes from Barbie Movie
• Maybe It’s Barbie. And It’s Ken.
• Ken is me. -Ken
• Please call me Mother. -Matell CEO
• No thank you. -President Barbie quotes from Barbie Movie
• I don’t have an ending. -Barbie
• Ideas live forever. Humans, not so much. -Ruth
• You saved Barbieland from the patriarchy. -Ruth quotes from Barbie Movie

Gloria’s Monologue In Barbie Movie (2023)

You are so beautiful and so smart and it kills me that you don’t think you’re good enough.

We have to always be extraordinary but somehow we’re always doing it wrong.

We have to be thin but not too thin, and we can never say we want to be thin you have to say you want to be healthy. But also you have to be thin.

You have to have money but you can’t ask for money. Because that’s crass.

You have to be a boss but you can’t be mean.

You have to lead but you can’t squash other people’s ideas.

You’re supposed to love being a mother but you don’t talk about your kids all the damn.

You have to be a career woman, but also look out for other people.

You have to answer for men’s bad behavior which is insane but if you point that out you’re accused of complaining.

Because you’re supposed to stay pretty for men but not so pretty you tempt them too much or you threaten other women. Because you’re supposed to be part of the sisterhood but always stand out.

And always be grateful but never forget that the system is rigged so find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful.

You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It’s too hard, it’s too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal and says thank you.

And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong but also everything is your fault.

I’m just so tired of watching myself and every single woman tie herself into knots so that people like us.

If all of that is also true of a doll just representing a woman, then I don’t even know.

• Wait- I did write a book. It’s like I’ve been in a dream where I was really invested in the Zac Snyder cut of Justice League. – Author Barbie
• Giving a voice to the cognitive dissonance required to being a woman under the patriarchy robbed it of its power. – Barbie

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