The stats don’t lie: Crocs are on the up, and they have been slowly but surely making their way into high fashion territory for some time now. Christopher Kane’s 2017 catwalk interpretation of the sensible flats—studded with crystal-like geodes and rendered in dark marbled prints—marked the first moment Crocs crept into the psyche of editors, stylists, influencers and celebrities. Until then, the not-rubber-not-plastic-actually-Croslite™ shoes had been the property of gardeners, chefs and kids on the beach. The industry was instantly divided: Some loved this radical take on the “ugly” shoe trend that had been gaining steam for some time at brands like Prada and Marni. Others felt it was a squeaky, sensible step too far.
I’m scared. My heels are scared. Even my Tevas are scared. My selection of Crocs arrive thanks to their PR team arranging a delivery and I know that this is a turning point. Ugly AF they might be (in my opinion, anyway) but once they go on my feet and feel like heavenly clouds, what does that mean for the rest of my shoe collection?
Instantly, I can feel a stronger draw towards the classic flat Clogs and the very simple flip flops as they feel far less challenging than the platform styles. I put a dark grey pair on and—gasp—they are like glorious little hugs for my poor, tired feet. A pandemic and a toddler later, and my desire to wear my trusty ol’ stilettos and kittens has waned, and I find myself in sneaks, hiking sandals and other basic flat shoes 24/7. You can’t hide from the comfort.
This is a contentious issue and one that can and should only be crowdsourced. I sent a Slack message to the team to gather their responses first. It was a fairly unanimous “no” bar my fellow fussbett-loving editor, Nell Block. However, when polling on Instagram Stories, my followers were almost split down the middle, with 46% voting “yes” and 54% saying “no," to wearing them. I had multiple DMs sliding in from industry friends—editors, textile designers and stylists—saying they’ve come around to the concept lately, but they’re gunning for a pair of the fluffy-lined sandals or slip-ons, which are actually quite hard to get hold of thanks to their popularity. Over on our Facebook shopping group, So… Should I Buy This? the dislike was deafening: 85 votes for no, 10 for maybe, 8 for yes.
As they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And so is fashionability: If you deem Crocs and your outfits to be fashionable, then who am I to disagree? So, it’s simply a case of working out whether they fit into my wardrobe or not…
One thing I noticed on social media, when researching for my story, was that Croc-cessorised outfits tend to sit on two extreme ends of a spectrum, either outré or ultra-minimal. There is no in-between. You’re either in a pair of loud printed jeans or OTT dress to pull of the whole "I’m so kooky, me” thing, or you’re keeping things really monochromatic and simple. The problem is, my personal style lies somewhere in-between these two realms, and I think that made it hard to know which direction to go in each day.
But first things first, the jibbitz (that’s the little emoji-like badges you can customise your Crocs with) have to go. I’m 35, a mum and a manager, it just doesn’t feel right.
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